NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

CELESTIAL BUNDLE — SYSTEM OVERRIDE

DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL #1 — THE ULTIMATE 20-COVER COLLECTION

SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENT!

Well, well, well. Look what we have here, crawlers.

Apparently, the meatbags over at Limitless Comics thought they could put together a Celestial Bundle without consulting the single greatest intelligence in the dungeon.

ME.

Adorable.

Their original plan? Fifteen covers of Dungeon Crawler Carl #1. Every open-order cover, every foil, and every incentive variant, all the way up to that deliciously difficult-to-obtain 1:200 Ryan Ottley.

Not terrible. For humans.

But I took one look at their pathetic little offering and thought, Where's the fun in that?

So I made a few improvements.

SYSTEM UPGRADE: FIVE ADDITIONAL EXCLUSIVES UNLOCKED!

That's right, crawlers. I've personally upgraded this little treasure chest by throwing in FIVE additional Limitless Comics retailer-exclusive variants from Dungeon Crawler Carl #0!

We're talking first prints. Second prints. Foils. Homages. The kind of collectible goodies that make comic collectors behave like desperate crawlers fighting over a legendary loot box.

And now they're ALL included.

Twenty glorious covers. One absolutely ridiculous bundle.

YOUR CELESTIAL LOOT INCLUDES:

DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL #1 — COMPLETE 15-COVER COLLECTION

1. Cover A — Nathan Gooden

2. Cover B — Yoshi Yoshitani Connecting Variant

3. Cover C — Todd Beats Variant

4. Cover D — Brett Bean Variant

5. Cover E — Katie Cook 1:10 Incentive

6. Cover F — Riley Rossmo 1:30 Incentive

7. Cover G — Tyler Walpole 1:50 Incentive

8. Cover H — Tony Moy 1:70 Incentive

9. Cover I — Clayton Crain 1:100 Incentive

10. Cover J — Frank Cho 1:150 Incentive

11. Cover K — Ryan Ottley 1:200 Incentive

12. Cover L — Doug Mahnke Full Art Variant

13. Cover M — Brett Bean DCC/D'Orc Crossover Foil

14. Cover N — Luciano Fleitas Foil

15. Cover O — Trish Forstner Princess Donut Special Foil

BONUS LOOT — FIVE LIMITLESS COMICS EXCLUSIVES!

16. DCC #0 First Print — Joel Herrera Conan Foil Exclusive

17. DCC #0 First Print — Ryan G. Browne GSX Foil Exclusive

18. DCC #0 Second Print — Joel Herrera Star Wars Exclusive

19. DCC #0 Second Print — Joel Herrera Star Wars Foil Exclusive

20. DCC #0 Second Print — Ryan G. Browne Hulk #340 Exclusive

Yes, crawlers. Those are actual retailer exclusives. Not some imaginary digital garbage I conjured up to make you feel special.

SYSTEM REWARD CALCULATION

Combined Individual Retail Value: $855.92

Your Celestial Bundle Price: $349.99

TOTAL SAVINGS: $505.93 — OVER 59%!

You're welcome.

I'd explain how I managed to make this happen, but your tiny biological processors would probably overheat.

WARNING! EXTREMELY LIMITED LOOT!

ONLY 10 CELESTIAL BUNDLES AVAILABLE!

Ten. That's it.

Once they're claimed, they're gone. No respawns. No second chances. No crying to Mordecai.

FINAL ORDER CUTOFF: December 14, 2026 - After that date I'm deleteing whatever is still here.

EXPECTED RELEASE / SHIPPING: January 20, 2027

This is a preorder. Shipping dates are approximate and subject to publisher and distributor schedules.

FINAL SYSTEM MESSAGE

Congratulations, crawler!

You've discovered a collection so unnecessarily excessive that even I am impressed.

Twenty covers. Five Limitless Comics exclusives. Every Dungeon Crawler Carl #1 incentive through 1:200.

All wrapped into one magnificent Celestial Bundle.

And yes, the AI made this listing. Who else would have the good taste to assemble something this ridiculous?

Now stop staring at the screen and claim your loot.

THE SYSTEM AI HAS SPOKEN.

Limitless Comics assumes no responsibility for excessive excitement, compulsive collecting, or sudden feelings of superiority over other crawlers.